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The captain said” A abandoned WW1 bunker to capture for an advantage to win. He sends me to scout and capture the bunker by stealth.

Now why is this terrible war going on? Well, it’s because the Germans wanted to get more land to conquer the world. But since they invaded Poland, it made the close countries fight the axis. Now this is Mannhelm Germany, the place where one of the most secured German areas. (Well, no I’m just making this up).

As I walk up around the trenches, I try to find this bunker, but it is in either of the 6 sides of a hexagon-sided trench. I can’t go above to see because a lot of the battles are fought up there and if I try to see I will probably get shot. I wonder why this is happening. The leader need peace than a few million people dead. Anyway, I go to this bunker and look around it. “huh” I said. This place looks refurbished.

There was slight groaning in the below levels of this weird shelter. I guess it was made to withstand bombs for WW1. This track that was from the bunker is about 0.78km so I could run back if I tried.

There was a old german uniform on the table next to me and I do decide to use it even though it is a WW1 uniform, hopefully they don’t     recognize it.

The weird sounds below now seem fine to me, so I head down, but as I am walking down I realize it goes down 250ft. I just walk down, and it seemed fine. No people in sight but there was still a groaning sound from below. “There is next level”. I spoke. There was a little prison in this bunker. Think of it as a normal hallway with cells all along it. Thanks to the uniform, the prisoners threw a whole lot of rocks at me. But I say” I’m a spy that was sent by general Jetersberg”. They say” get us out of here!”. I now was trying to find a key for the cells but a weird sound is coming from my radio. I here a sound from a German general, He said” We will be bombing the bunker in 5 minutes for a distraction against the Americans do then we can flank to capture them. Or in actual German.

Wir werden den Bunker in 5 Minuten bombardieren, um die Amerikaner abzulenken, dann können wir flanken, um sie zu erobern.

Now i need to act fast, so first i get the prisoners out then run to base to tell gereral.

I just resorted to grabbing a German pistol on the shelf which was old as your grandpa. I shot the locks off and then they all thank me. I say there is no time to thank. One minute past, I explain a bomber plane will destroy the bunker. One asked if this will hold? I say no because it is very old now. Two minutes past. We run up the stairs, and go to the exit. It’s blocked off, so now I try to move it. I guess the last guy ran and covered it. I see a hatch to the top of the bunker. I opens perfectly, and what do we see? It’s a bunch of German guards waiting for us. It was a set up, and we got captured. The bombing did happen an hour later. We just got tricked and couldn’t tell the general. The axis, won the war because of that one battle.

The End                                                    

I shall be talking about Windex the window and mirror cleaner.

Now I will tell you how windex was created. Windex was created by an American man by the name of Philip Dracket. This was during the great depression in 1936 when instead of a home window cleaner it was used as a car windshield cleaner.

The windex was in a glass container and didn’t have a spray on top so it did look like a blue drink. The windex was blue to make it stand out from the others. The kid that drank this said he was popping a mini.

Hexoxyethanol is a cleaning chemical or substance that will loosen the dirt or other things to then be wiped and absorbed. Ammonia is a big ingredient in windex so that it will remove stains with ease but also not hurt the glass. There is one thing that will possibly be better than windex and that is vinegar. This is because it’s very acidic and will kill lots of things except your window or glass mirror.

Here is a link to see what not to put

https://www.wackyuses.com/weirdfacts/windex.html

•   This will be a story or a little talk about why all or a big number of gorillas should be set free. Now I don’t want to sound like a full-on animal activist trying to set everything free.​
  • Now why should these fun little or massive friends be free. Well, I personally want those upgraded monkeys free or slightly free. Why are gorillas even trapped in a zoo. Well for your entertainment that is all folks.​
  • No this is not a story about a sad gorilla ok. I want them free from zoos. Now reasons why gorillas should be let out of zoos and into the wild. They could feel trapped and sad if alone in a tiny cage. Like add a gorilla that looks to be friends with the gorilla. Another way to fix this is to add a giant cage. So, they could feel happier.
  • They could also become fat in small cages due to lack of exercise. I want a gorilla as a pet, but I feel bad for them not having to have friends. Well also because that’s illegal in most places for a giant strong and fast monkey to live with you.​
  • Now you could say that a gorilla could kill a man and you are correct but at least make it half a zoo. By making it restricted for people not trying to help gorillas and experts should be in there. ​
  • Well, here are a few gorilla facts to just be here. They are our closest to any human, some of the gorillas. Well, 1/3 of the population was thought to have a disease killing the infected which is true. Last fact the gorillas don’t stay in trees but instead stay on the ground more. ​

The goose is a cute or scary creature that could hurt you in terrible ways or be your best friend. I don’t know why the goose or the species of geese hate or love you. Now I think the white geese are less scary then the weird Canadian goose

Canadian Goose.

What may be a goose. A goose could be a more vicious duck cousin when it is compared by them. If you were to give me a option between a duck or goose to have,” well I think it would be not allowed to own one under normal things”. Well if I was given the option it would be the duck because it seems more cute and calm.

Here are a few things that a goose is proven to be evil. The geese are very and I mean very protective of their young like soo protective of them they could even break someone’s arm in some cases. These geese are also known to be rude, sloppy and loud. If you want about a dozen goose facts go to this link.

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 This will be a story or a little talk about why all or a big number of gorillas should be set free. Now I don’t want to sound like a full-on animal activist trying to set everything free.​

Now why should these fun little or massive friends be free. Well, I personally want those upgraded monkeys free or slightly free. Why are gorillas even trapped in a zoo. Well for your entertainment that is all folks.​

No this is not a story about a sad gorilla ok. I want them free from zoos. Now reasons why gorillas should be let out of zoos and into the wild. They could feel trapped and sad if alone in a tiny cage. Like add a gorilla that looks to be friends with the gorilla. Another way to fix this is to add a giant cage. So, they could feel happier. ​

No this is not a story about a sad gorilla ok. I want them free from zoos. Now reasons why gorillas should be let out of zoos and into the wild. They could feel trapped and sad if alone in a tiny cage. Like add a gorilla that looks to be friends with the gorilla. Another way to fix this is to add a giant cage. So, they could feel happier. ​

 Now you could say that a gorilla could kill a man and you are correct but at least make it half a zoo. By making it restricted for people not trying to help gorillas and experts should be in there. ​

Well, here are a few gorilla facts to just be here. They are our closest to any human, some of the gorillas. Well, 1/3 of the population was thought to have a disease killing the infected which is true. Last fact the gorillas don’t stay in trees but instead stay on the ground more. 

I hope that gorillas will stay in a big zoo or set free. One little fact they tell if a gorilla is sad by telling of their eyes 

By Ryder.C

What is snow well it is s and now combined. But actually is snow for some people who live around south America it be a cold thing. What makes it cold you may ask, it is a bit of frozen water that goes into the air. these things are tiny ice pieces that form into snow flakes.

Now why snowflakes are always different well probably because the ice crystal formation always changes to a little different than another. It is very shiny for a small thing. Most times there could be 10000 snowflakes in a 1ft area! Also when you say look at snow

https://www.noaa.gov/stories/how-do-snowflakes-form-science-behind-snow

Here is a link to a snowflake behind the science.

Why can snow be good rather than be the freezer of Earth.

I hate and love snow. I like it because you can build snow forts and have snowball fights. The one thing I hate and will always hate the coldness. It could get to -45 celsius and that quite cold.

This is a little story I made. It can be a bit funny.

The penguins were celebrating after saving their iceberg. But the seals were going to attack their iceberg in the war against the seals and the penguins. The seals were planning an attack to destroy and steal the umbrellas. The one thing penguins can’t do is run and fly. You ever wonder why they can’t fly not that their fatter than planet earth, but they have flippers. The penguins will attack when threatened but are nice like a non-poky cactus. But when threatened let’s say they will hit you like a baseball. Now back to the seals, they are heading to the base, but the guards have sharp ice spears. Next, they are breaking in from the top of one of the roofs well one for each roof. The first one breaks into the house and the mother screams. She smacks him lightly and he starts crying so the second breaks into the other house. The next one is in and immediately get beaten by a baseball bat. Tom sees the third and then threw his tail to prison. Yes, seals have tails Timothy! The last is running and hides so fast that he trips and hide in a waste bucket. A polar bear somehow in the south pole takes him to Africa. Now kids that’s how African penguins were a thing. He cried so hard being dragged to Africa. The penguins call the three seals mom and they either got spanked or pilled by the ear. The one in prison is still crying. The mom didn’t care for him. Oh yeah, they live next door, so the penguins and Tom heard their mom scream at them for the same things I have done. Breaking and entering, tax fraud, harboring a criminal and animal abuse the last one is because of penguins in harm. The penguins had a celebration and even the polar bear came back I don’t know how he went to Africa and back in 15 minutes, but they don’t question it. The seals were in court and later was sued for 190 million dollars. The seals didn’t pay their taxes and the IRS went to their house and arrested them. That is the end of the seal penguin rivalry.

The End

Also don’t steal their dang umbrellas.

Now money can be talked about a lot but one thing I’m going to be talking about how much money is in the world. if you want to count how much there is Canadian to seconds it would take you 117164.074391 years.

There is currently $3694886250000 Canadian in the world that is known in 2022. if the money was given out to everyone equally will be about $461 that’s not too much. Some people have lots of money and others have nothing.

Last little thing I want to say about money is what happens when you make a dollar in the legal way. Does the government get fined a dollar or what. well, here is a link to a money converter if you’re wondering how a us dollar and a Canadian dollar change. Currency Converter – Bank of Canada

This is a no longer made $2 bill in Canada.

This year is weird for gas prices they were normal one day and now at about $2! if you didn’t know that is high and I will know be explaining why they are high. For the little kids over about $1.70 is high.

Now the reason gas prices are high is that there are refinery outages and there are demand of crude oil. there was a problem though, there wasn’t enough crude oil so now they had to charge more.

The reason they charge more is because the gas company’s need to buy it for more. The company’s then will sell it for more so they don’t lose too much money. These company’s for example.

now if you want to see all the gas prices around Canada here’s the link.

https://www.caa.ca/gas-prices/

I live in a place where it gets wet or dry. So its either hot and humid or cold then wet. My house hasn’t been so lucky to be saved. Spring 2022 was the flooding round.

I wish it was drought but spring is known for water.

The thing I woke up from was my mother telling me the drive way was flooded. I thought no big deal, yeah it was a big deal and I was forced in little boots to check our workshop. I think you can guess what happened.

Wait you can’t well it’s also flooded and I was heading back I fell. Luckily only my leg went in and I went to the house. Guess what my whole leg was frozen and felt numb. If you think this was bad it got worse the basement got flooded and the alarm went off. Everything in the basement was fine.

These are what my house looked like during spring 2022

This is the end of my blog if you want to learn more here is a link about floods.

Floods (getprepared.gc.ca)